a long time ago in a land far far away, i did smart stuff. now i just mill around collecting vintage books and running trails. i like to tease babies when no one is looking...sometimes i'll punch them. because they deserve it.

i used to be part of various think tanks and then one day realized i was thinking for bad people. not delightful.

i have this page so people who think i'm neat may contact me. also as an homage to carl sagan. his classes were always fun.

I drink a lot of coffee and enjoy pretending to know stuff.

if you need help with something, let me know. unless it's math. 

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