Hey...

I'm mentally ill and I have this "website", which is really just a one page location on the world wide web where strangers can meet me. And then possibly stalk me. 

I've had a couple of stalkers in my life, which is always fun. 

I enjoy meeting people but only if you're curious. It does not matter what you are curious about, but be curious. 

If I'm not into what you're into that is perfectly fine...but be prepared for me to mock you.

Wit and wonder captivate me. The jumble of words floating around your head inspire me. I truly enjoy intelligent people, but make sure you're kind on the back end of that. 

I write speeches for people and help actors be more amusing...but that's just my day job. At night I like to run into the forest and howl...or giggle. Depends on what forest I'm in.

If you need to be funny for any reason, I'm your guy. If you're a young man or woman and want to know better how to speak to someone you're interested in...Hey there, I'm here to help. Because I'm basically retired I like to help young people...whether it's with a youtube channel, meeting people or starting a business. 

I babble, therefore I am.